Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead
If the signs were mythological creatures:
<b>Aries:</b> Werewolf<p><b>Taurus:</b> Hell hound<p><b>Gemini:</b> Doppelgänger<p><b>Cancer:</b> Banshee<p><b>Leo:</b> Fairy<p><b>Virgo:</b> Silly Rabbit<p><b>Libra:</b> Nymph<p><b>Scorpio:</b> Siren<p><b>Sagittarius:</b> Ghost<p><b>Capricorn:</b> Mermaid<p><b>Aquarius:</b> Vampire<p><b>Pisces:</b> Shapeshifter<p>
Les Amis As Cars
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sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete???
when people portray hanji as this really kawaii waifu in fanart I just
oh I’m sorry
did we watch
the same show
hanji is 130 pounds of absolute unfiltered insane
and she’s perfect
Anyone who doesn’t think this is funny has a dry sense humour:)
HANJI FOR SQUAD LEADER OF THE YEAR
SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY
"Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I’ve been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I’ve never met, eating sprouted grains I can’t pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5’3” frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I’m a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I’d have to part with both arms. And a foot. I’m frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there."
Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]
More of her brilliant articles can be found here.
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair